Curiously juxtaposed headlines o' the day

Both of these headlines appeared on the same page of USA Today (hard copy edition):

Deficit commission calls for big spending cuts

and:

$4.5B Nutrition bill would limit bake sales

Genius: the biggest spending administration in world history -- $1 trillion in "stimulus"; $500 billion in Omnibus spending; cash-for-clunkers, HAMP, Obamacare, regulating bake sales, doubling the size of the EPA so it can lock up our energy resources tighter and tighter -- needs to cut spending?

Gee, what gave it away?

And try as I might, whenever I contemplate the bumbling authoritarians running the modern Democrat Party, I keep picturing Hogan's Heroes. With Barney Frank as Sergeant Schultz. And Harry Reid as Colonel Klink.