TOP 20 LIST: If companies had realistic slogans what would they be?

Culled from an amusing Reddit thread:

• Motel 6: We will leave the lights on for you because we are in a dangerous f***ing neighborhood!
• Dasani: Italian for "Coke just sold you water"
• Red Robin: When you don't want to spend much taking the kids out, but you need alcohol.
• Carnival Cruise: OH COME ON. What are the chances something will happen this time?

• Geek Squad: Let us Google that for you.
• Adobe: an update is available.
• McAfee - Please don't uninstall
• Axe: Smell like a sixth grader.

• Barnes & Noble: Your Local Library Now Has A Starbucks
• Lexus: A Toyota that will get you laid.
• AOL: Still here
• Fiji: If you love the taste of water and hate money

• Air Canada: "We're not happy til you're not happy"
• NetFlix - Wait, don’t go! Arrested Development!
• Comcast - We'll be there between 7AM and go f*** yourself
• Applebee's: We figured out a way to f*** up salad.

• Monster [Energy Drinks]: For Extreme Sitting At Your Computer
• SlimJim: If we showed you how we make these you'd stop eating meat forever.
• Internet Explorer: your number 1 browser for downloading other browsers
• Denny's: because its 2 am, you're drunk, and you need pancakes.


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