BIFF SPACKLE EMAILS: Real-Time News Just Got Better

Biff Spackle emails to say that BadBlue, the 24-7 real-time news service, has added dozens of news sources to its database. If you haven't seen BadBlue before, check it out. It's an automated, Drudge-style news-gathering system that avoids the big media censors.

So give it a try. Spackle says you'll love it -- or your money back.