Exclusive Spycam Shot: Janet Napolitano Takes Command in the Secret DHS Bunker After Attempted Times Square Bombing

Enterprising Cub Reporter Biff Spackle scoops the Enquirer again with this snapshot of DHS Chief Janet Napolitano, which was reportedly taken in the DHS Command Bunker after the attempted bombing in Times Square.

"Remain calm! All is well! All is well!!!"
In all seriousness, Napolitano offered this learned reaction to the attack: "Once again an attempted attack has been... failed."