President Filibuster finally holds a press conference: magnanimously entertains a grand total of 9 questions

From the official transcript:

Julie Pace of AP: Has relationship worsened with Russia because of Snowden?

Obama: 7 paragraph response.

Julie Pace of AP: Will there be punitive measures against Russia?

2 paragraph response.

Chuck Todd of NBC: Given your reforms of intelligence-gathering, is Snowden a whistle-blower? A patriot? Does he affect the Putin relationship?

12 paragraph response.

Major Garrett, who knows what network: Female Federal Reserve Chairman to break non-existent glass ceiling?

6 paragraph response.

Garrett follow-up: whatever.

1 paragraph snide response.

Carol Lee, who knows: Why should the public trust you on surveillance now that you've announced reforms?

8 paragraph response.

Carol Lee: re-asks question because of blathering non-answer.

4 paragraph response.

Jonathan Karl, ABC: If Al Qaeda is on the run, why is it kicking our asses all over the world?

6 paragraph response.

Ed Henry, Fox: Why'd you delay a key part of Obamacare unilaterally? And why haven't the Benghazi killers been apprehended, even though they've been interviewed on CNN?

Obama response: I got Bin Laden.

13 paragraph response.

Jessica Yellen, who knows: If the GOP gives you the choice of de-funding Obamacare or shutting down the government, what will you do?

Obama response: I won't discuss hypotheticals.

Scott Horseley: Why are white Republicans racists?

8 paragraph response.

### End of Press Conference ###


Gee. And no one bothered to ask what the president was doing for eight and a half hours as the Benghazi attack raged. Shocked. Shocked, I say.