'I solved the mosque problem'

So writes Don Surber.

You are welcome, America.

Walking my way back on mosque, babe

(Cut to the chase)

Make it an ecumenical building.

Sure.

it will work out fine.

On Fridays, it can be a mosque for Islamic worship.

On Saturdays, a synagogue.

On Sundays, a church.

Good idea.

If anyone objects, just scream "RACIIIST" at the top of your lungs while speed-dialing Al Sharpton.