Hey, Kids Living in the Gulf: Now You Can Have Some Summer Fun, Too!

The February 1940 issue of Modern Mechanix offers some great advice for kids living in the Gulf. Why let a bumbling, inexperienced President ruin your summer?

The Table-top Oil Refinery™ lets anyone, even those of modest intelligence (i.e., Democrats), enjoy the chemicals washing up onto the Gulf shoreline courtesy of the Obama administration.

Remember: you can get all of the raw material free from your local beach!


Idea: Bob D.