PICS: "I don't know why I can't get a good job"

From the invaluable Chicago Tribune Mugshot Gallery (remember, "defendants are presumed innocent unless proven guilty and convicted"):


In related news from the magnificent gun-free city of Chicago:

• 7 shot in nightclub

• Man shot in head over double-parked car

• 9-year-old charged in McDonald's armed robbery also arrested in carjacking

Thanks to Mayor Rahm Emanuel and longstanding Democrat policies, Chicago is slowly but surely morphing into a larger version of Detroit.