One Minute Action News Headlines

• SOMALI PIRATES TO BUY CITIGROUP (SeekingAlpha)

• THE LEAKS WILL FLOW LIKE WINE (Hillary will accept Secretary of State post -- Ace o' Spades)

• THE PET ROCK PRESIDENCY (Strata-Sphere)

• AS INDIVIDUAL AS THE MAN WHO DRIVES IT -- The PELOSI GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition from Congressional Motors (Iowahawk)

• ADVISERS LOWERING EXPECTATIONS FOR PRESIDENT-IN-TRAINING (Jammie Wearing Fool)

• CREATIVE DESTRUCTION -- the UAW as buggywhip (Denny)

• GATEWAY PUNDIT: AS MANLY AS A SEWING BLOG (Gateway Pundit - but this site got a 91%, b***hes)