When wise guys attack

The party that precipitated the great hair gel shortage of 2007.

Kids: be warned that excessive tanning will damage your retinas.

The post-production party from the new show Project Oompa Loompa.

The hedgehog coiff was popular for a couple of days last summer.

Close call: these guys were just two tanning-bed settings from death.

Hair: check. Pink jacket: checkety-check. Date: check and mate, biznatch!

Happy hour at the bodybuilding hairdressers convention.

Supah Wiseguy!

Tan-in-a-can meets fake-and-bake.

Calm down ladies - none of these dudes are taken.

Hat tip: Sean E.