Top Eight Rejected Obama Campaign Slogans

 
8: Ask me about my racist preacher!
7: All for Hamas and Hamas for all!
6: Don't be just another white person, vote Obama!
5: Assuage your guilt over the government's invention of the HIV virus.
4: Tony Rezko: still conviction-free as of March 22nd!
3: Because I won't hesitate to use tactical nuclear weapons against the Clinton machine
2: Straight outta Skokie
1: I will make a solemn promise to the American people to shut my wife up

Others:
*: It's either me or Al Sharpton: 'nuff said?
*: Well, Obama could be an Italian name.