PHOTO SEQUENCE: First Lady Rolls Her Eyes at John Boehner's Remarks to the President (But Can't Stop Eating)

But remember, folks: these are our respectful betters who want to tell us how many calories we should eat each day.

Judging by the appearance of FLOTUS, Lisa Jackson, Regina Benjamin (the Surgeon General), and Janet Napolitano -- to name but a few -- the calorie counting only extends to the rabble.