Media Unearths Rick Perry's College Transcripts In Nothing Flat, But Somehow Unable to Find Any Record of Barack Obama's Existence

You may have missed the Left's preemptive attack on Rick Perry. The GOP candidate's transcripts were "mysteriously released" a few days ago, which smacks of another odd disclosure.



In 2004, Barack Obama's GOP opponent for Senate -- Jack Ryan -- "mysteriously" had his sealed divorce records un-sealed.



But I'm sure that's just coincidental.



You know, I find the media quite honest and diligent. It mocks and vilifies Rick Perry's college transcripts, yet somehow forgot about checking Barack Obama's:



1. Occidental College records and transcripts -- Not released

2. Columbia University records and transcripts -- Not released

3. Columbia Thesis paper -- 'not available'

4. Harvard University records and transcripts -- Not released

5. Medical records -- Not released

6. Illinois State Senate schedule -- 'not available'

7. Illinois State Senate records -- 'not available'

8. Law practice client list -- Not released

9. Certified Copy of Original Birth certificate -- Not released

10. Harvard Law Review articles published -- None

11. University of Chicago scholarly articles -- None

12. Record of Baptism -- Not released or 'not available'



But I'm sure that's just an innocent oversight.




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