Boobs: Your TSA Feel Good Headlines o' the Day

Your daily roundup of Napolinews.

• Woman: TSA Agents Singled Me Out For My Breasts

• TSA employee accused of kidnap, assault

• Guy Protests TSA Grope and Grab Policies in His Speedo

• Man Depantsed by TSA

Since they're running the airport security lines so flawlessly, I for one propose the following plan:

Let's have them run the entire health care system. After all, it's only one-sixth of the entire economy.

I don't see how anything could possibly go wrong.