Pat Robertson off his meds again: blames Haiti's earthquake on Satanic rituals and 'awfully spicy' Shrimp Gumbo recipe

This is just flat-out embarrassing.

The Rev. Pat Robertson is offering his own absurd explanation for why a quake hit Haiti: Many years ago, the island's people "swore a pact to the the devil... They were under the heel of the French ... and they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, 'We will serve you if you'll get us free from the French'."

Robertson continued: "True story. And so the devil said, 'OK, it's a deal.' They kicked the French out. The Haitians revolted and got themselves free. Ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other."

Pat Robertson needs to be wheeled back into the Alzheimer's Ward for some Clockwork Orange-style rehab.

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