Top 12 nausea-inducing names

Check out the official Presidential succession plan, courtesy of Wikipedia:

Let's review:

#1: Bumbling idiot: Check.
#2: Lying sack of crap: Check.
#3: Exalted Cyclops of the Ku Klux Klan: Check.
#4: Former First Lady and Cattle Futures Trader Extraordinaire: Check.
#5: Squirrely creeper and serial tax cheat: Check.
#6: Conscience-less Bureaucrat: Check.
#7: Political hack who approved the most egregious presidential pardons in American history: Check.

I'll stop there.

You could make a frickin' horror movie out of that list.