Has anyone seen the Speaker? She left this under the desk.

Buddy sent this one in.



Main Entry: ox·y·mo·ron

Function: noun

Inflected Form(s):

plural ox·y·mo·rons also ox·y·mo·ra \-mȯr-ə\

Late Greek oxymōron, from neuter of oxymōros pointedly foolish,

from Greek oxys sharp, keen + mōros foolish

: a combination of contradictory or incongruous words (e.g., Democratic stimulus);

: something (as a concept) that is made up of contradictory or incongruous elements


— ox·y·mo·ron·ic \-mə-ˈrä-nik, -mȯ-\ adjective Etymology:

: One who continuously touts contradictory or incongruous words or actions.


The”tiny” trillion-dollar Turbaconducken you don’t care about