If Barack Obama starred in Raiders of the Lost Ark

Based on a true story.

What the... ?

**Whish**

...

**Whhooossshh**

**Whhhhish-whhishh**

...

Look, we haven't exhausted the non-violent options in this little dispute...

Conflict should never be the first answer.

Saber-rattling is pointless and I will firmly support any resolution that outlaws armed conflict.

I support tough, direct diplomacy with you... without preconditions.

And, if you continue this troubling behavior, I will seek to isolate you furth--

**Swwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssshhh**

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Linked by: Barcepundit. Thanks! Idea: Barry Rubin via Larwyn