Naval standoff in Strait of Hormuz as depicted on Iranian TV

 
(MARTIAL MUSIC, FOLOWED BY IRAN NATIONAL ANTHEM, LOOP FOR THREE MIN.)

INCREDIBLE TRUE HEROIC STORIES OF IRAN MILTARY ARMED NAVAL FORCES OF MARINE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD.

VOLUME ONE: IMMENSE MILITARY VICTORY OF NAVAL FORCES OVER GREAT SATAN AMERICAN NAVY.

STATEMENT FROM SUPREME LEADER ALI KHAMEINI. "OUR HEROIC FORCES DEFEATED THE ENTIRE NAVY OF GREAT SATAN AMERICA WITH MARINE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IN HEROIC BATTLE OF HISTORICAL EPIC PROPORTION."

COMBINED FORCES OF IRAN AIR AND SEA LIONS EXPEDITIONARY REVOLUATIONARY GUARD PREPARE TO ATTACK AMERICAN NAVY.

HERE TWO SHIPS -- R.G.N. JIHAD AND R.G.N. SUICIDAL TEDDY BEAR -- CIRCLE PREY PREPARING TO LAUNCH DEVASTATING TORPEDO EXPLODING BOMB WEAPONS.

R.G.N. JIHAD MOVES AWAY FROM AREA AFTER LAUNCHING TORPEDO WEAPONS.

CAPTAIN AND FIRST MATE, WINNERS OF GOLDEN LION FIFTH LEVEL MEDALS, PREPARE TO TAKE PRISONERS FROM AMERICAN FORCES WHO AWAIT RESCUE BY KINDHEARTED IRANIAN GUARDS.

ALL THAT REMAINS OF AMERICAN NAVY AFTER GLORIOUS VICTORY.

THE END. PLEASE TO BE LEAVING DRIVE-IN THEATRE NOW.