Real Men of Congress: BullSchip!

 
Pork Lite presents... Real Men of Congress.

Real men of Con-gress...

Today we salute you, Senator Socialized Medicine Expander...

Senator Socialized Medicine Expander...

Your generous proposal to expand the SCHIP program covers illegal immigrants...

...and families who make as much as $83 grand a year.

But I can't afford a Rolex...

You want to expand the SCHIP socialized medicine program by $35 billion dollars over five years...

...and cover "children" who are as old as 25...

My son's a linebacker in the NFL...

Never mind that programs like Medicaid and Medi-cal already cover poverty-stricken kids...

Your campaign sound-bites make it sound like your opponents hate tots...

OwwwWWW, the Republicans broke my leg...!

In fact, nearly half of the old SCHIP programs' funds went to adults...

...and your expansion would be funded by cigarette taxes that hit the poorest Americans hardest.

Can I bum a smoke?

So crack open an ice-cold box of Pork Lite wine, oh Senator Nicotine Healthcare Tax. We know that no matter what your constituents want, you'll vote to increase our taxes and run the healthcare system right into the tarmac.

Senator Socialized Medicine Expander...

Real Men of Congress, Washington DC, 20001.

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