Oh, my: Latinos forced to give up forks and knives at Obama event

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Hold. On.

Can't.

Breathe.

Laughing. Too. Hard.

Oh, shoot.

I think.

I think I just wrenched my Nimbus muscle while reading this.

What was Obama's security detail thinking? They took away the Latinos' knives and forks before Obama entered and spoke, but there's no mention of "shivs." You know what those people are capable of, ... right? Man, his popularity really must be down.

“It’s very important that you use your utensils as soon as possible,” National Association of Latino Elected and Appointed Officials board member Raquel Regalado told about 1000 delegates at the group’s annual conference.

Regalado hurried the diners to finish up their salads and pre-cut chicken breasts, saying that the Secret Service required that there be no knives at the tables and that the forks be rounded up before Obama entered the room.

Really? This is especially bizarre coming, as it does, on the heels of the Obama campaign's latest horrifying appeal.



They're so desperate for cash that they're asking engaged couples to forego wedding gifts in lieu of donations to... Obama.

Hope and change indeed.