Potential Gaffe o' the Week

The Broward-Palm Beach News Times reports that Hollywood, Florida will see an aerial marshmallow drop of epic proportions. On Saturday, children of all ages will revel as 30,000 marshmallows are dropped from a speeding aircraft into a park.


What could possibly go wrong with that?

My guess is that the aircraft will hit an altitude sufficient to freeze said marshmallows prior to dropping them. The sugary treats will transform themselves from squishy, delicious concoctions into rock-hard engines of destruction. They'll be fully capable of leveling the park and laying waste to swarms of kids.

Sounds like something Keith Olbermann might dream up.