Bizarro-President Issue No. 1

Until January of 2009, I'd thought Bizarro-World was the fictional doppelgänger of the planet Earth.

"Me want to take $1.1 trillion from taxpayers and China to spend on highways, create jobs!"

"Me want to nationalize one-sixth of economy, have government do all health care, make more efficient!"

"Me want to stop global warming, very bad for planet! Me want to tax energy, stop all use of natural resources!"

"Me want to buy old cars from people so they buy new cars, take on more debt! Debt good!"

"Me want to try Al Qaeda terrorists in civilian court in New York City! Not tell Mayor or police! Surprise!!"



Hat tip for Presidential Approval Charts: Rasmussen Reports.