You can't fix stupid

Ben sent this one.

Make sure you read the story under the picture.

This is a cake for someone who was transferring from an insurance claims office.

Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:

Employee: 'Hello, this is the Bakery, how can I help you?'

Customer: 'I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'

Employee: 'What you want on the cake?'

Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.

An intelligent person can pretend to be a simpleton, but the reverse is never true.