Your Handy-Dandy Dem Doublespeak Dictionary

Can't figure out what Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, and Harry Reid are saying? Our patented Blogotronic™ decoder makes it easy to understand their doublespeak.

When they say: "Phased-redeployment"

They really mean: "Let's surrender and retreat in order to make way for Middle Eastern genocide and nuclear-armed, terrorist thugs. Millions will die in an eventual nuclear confrontation and the U.S. will end up in a much larger-scale conflict years from now, but -- honestly -- we don't give a s**t."

So now you know.