I guess I'm late to the domain-name land-grab party

None of the domain-names I want are available. I searched for:

  www.Maureen-Dowd-Is-a-Fleshy-Husbandless-Bore.com - unavailable
  www.Leonard-Pitts-is-the-Pits.com - unavailable
  www.Tom-Teepen-cant-write-worth-a-damn.com - unavailable
  www.Richard-Cohen-smells-like-moldy-cheese.com - unavailable
  www.Keith-Olbermann-has-an-IQ-of-7.com - unavailable

Here's one that was available:

  www.Democrats-who-support-the-US-President-through-thick-and-thin.com - available

Go figure.