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Thứ Sáu, 9 tháng 1, 2009

Line o' the day: Cork It


Mr. Harper suggested that the [Obama Chief Technology Officer's] role may be more limited than some people envision. "A government CTO is going to run government technology policy the way a cork - or maybe a dinghy - runs the ocean," he said.

Hat tip: Ben.

Thứ Bảy, 20 tháng 12, 2008

Line o' the Day: Katrinacare!


The same government that mishandled Katrina, created the current mortgage crisis, and failed to monitor Mr. Madoff is now going to run our health care. All of this in order to cover a minority of uninsured (mostly illegal alien) patients. Brilliant!

-- Don Surber (via Larwyn)

Thứ Sáu, 12 tháng 12, 2008

Two "Quote o' the Day"s in one day. So sue me.


Drew over at Ace's place:

Last night's [auto bailout] efforts failed when the UAW refused to agree to wage parity between US automakers and non-union foreign manufactures with plants here in the US.

I wonder how the lower paid but profitable non-union workers at Honda and Toyota plants here in the US feel about their taxes going to prop up their overpaid and bankrupt competitors.

Joseph Stiglitz, writing in the Financial Times ("Chapter 11 is the right road for US carmakers"):

Financial markets are supposed to allocate capital and monitor that it is used to good effect. They are supposed to be rewarded when they do that job well, but bear the consequences when they fail. The markets failed. Wall Street’s focus on quarterly returns encouraged the short-sighted behaviour that contributed to their own demise and that of America’s manufacturing, including the automotive industry. Today, they are asking to escape accountability. We should not allow it.

What needs to be done is to help the automakers get a fresh start and allow them to focus on producing good cars rather than trying to juggle their books to meet past obligations.

Related: Ten cars that killed Detroit.

Line o' the Day: Get the Antenna Up!


It’s just nice to know that my President-elect went through that entire system – all of these guys – Ayers, Blagojevich, Rezko, the Reverend Wright – and he didn’t notice any of them. At his worst, he is oblivious. At his absolute worst, he is disingenuous. He had to know something about some of these guys. ... We’re told that he’s the smartest guy on the planet on one hand. In the other hand, he never noticed any of this stuff. Come on, get the antenna up there, Barack. You got to wake up.

-- Dennis Miller

Chủ Nhật, 7 tháng 12, 2008

Line o' the Day: Who should be slashing payrolls?


Randy Fardal at The American Thinker:

Perhaps it’s time for Congress to slash payrolls, sell off unproductive units, and design more efficient products. After all, they’re asking taxpayers for trillions to bail them out. Where’s their austerity plan?

Hey, here's an idea, Nancy Murtha O'Reid.

How about you bail out the American taxpayer?

Instead of swizzling around hundreds of billions in a fruitless central-planning exercise, cut federal income taxes to zero for 90 days. For every taxpayer. I can guaran-dam-tee that less mortgages will fall behind, more cars will be purchased, retail will go nuts, etc.

Thứ Sáu, 5 tháng 12, 2008

Line o' the Day: Go ask Pinch


Hugh Hewitt's Aftermath of Mumbai:

...Hitchens admits to being "very depressed by the parochialism of our media," and the speed with which the MSM has left the story of the attacks on Mumbai is astonishing. It is the same war that is being waged in Iraq and Afghanistan, and which has struck in Madrid, London and of course again and again in Israel. Imagine if the world had stopped covering 9/11 a week later. That is pretty much what we are seeing in the American media right now. Is the subject too complicated for them?

Yesterday's New York Times carried a fine column by Thomas Friedman which asked:

[I]f 10 young Indians from a splinter wing of the Hindu nationalist Bharatiya Janata Party traveled by boat to Pakistan, shot up two hotels in Karachi and the central train station, killed at least 173 people, and then, for good measure, murdered the imam and his wife at a Saudi-financed mosque while they were cradling their 2-year-old son — purely because they were Sunni Muslims — where would we be today?

There is a related question for American MSM: If a European city had been the scene of a slaughter on par with that in Mumbai, would you be covering it with greater interest and detail than you are covering India?

Thanks to Larwyn for the pointage.

Thứ Sáu, 28 tháng 11, 2008

Quote o' the day: Don't question their patriotism -- or their timing!


Ace o' Spades receives the prestigious LOD trophy, winning a gently used McDonald's Apple Turnover and a deluxe Michelin snow tire in return.

Remember the days of "I question the timing" after every quite-plausible terror alert was announced?

Sources told CBS 2 HD the plot involved the Long Island Rail Road. If the explosion went off in Penn Station, the source said, it would affect transportation of Amtrak's northeast corridor between Boston and Washington, LIRR service and New York City subway service.

"This is definitely linked to Al Qaeda and they had very significant details about exactly how they would carry out the attack, where they would carry it out -- that's what makes it sound so plausible," Rep. King said...


I give thanks for the Lightworker. Now that he's President, the world is safe for vigilance against terrorism once more. It turns out it's no longer such a "fictitious threat."

Thứ Tư, 26 tháng 11, 2008

Line o' the day: They hate us! They really, really hate us!


Ann:

I thought the rest of the world was going to love us if we elected B. Hussein Obama! Somebody better tell the Indian Muslims.

Update: Bonus Ann.

After being captured fighting with Taliban forces against Americans in 2001, Abdullah Massoud was sent to Guantanamo, where the one-legged terrorist was fitted with a special prosthetic leg, at a cost of $50,000-$75,000 to the U.S. taxpayer. Under the Americans With Disabilities Act, Massoud would now be able to park his car bomb in a handicapped parking space!

Thứ Hai, 24 tháng 11, 2008

Line o' the Day: Surbian Wisdom


Don Surber's the winner for this snippy closer from Still in bed with Barack (hat tip: Larwyn):

Reading the New York Times is like reading Obama's campaign web site.

Except without the faux presidential logos.

Thứ Bảy, 22 tháng 11, 2008

Line o' the Day: Dave's not here


Bob Woodward, opining on Obama's pick as Secretary of State, is today's weiner.

Being president is about control, and tell me who ever controlled Bill or Hillary Clinton. They can't control each other...

I think people are ... smoking something if they think Joe Biden's going to call Hillary Clinton up and say, 'This is what we want you to do.'

Let's hope the President-Elect's transition team isn't passing the kutchie on the left-hand side.

Hat tip for the lingo: WickedPinto.

Thứ Hai, 17 tháng 11, 2008

Line o' the day: 'No downside' to burning more taxpayer money


Dan Riehl spots today's winner:

With two Senate Republicans, Shelby and Kyl, coming out against the Detroit bailout because in their view, "an auto bailout would only postpone the industry's demise," Barney Frank has some inspiring thoughts on spending billions more in taxpayer dollars.

"The House is ready to do it," said Democratic Rep. Barney Frank of Massachusetts, chairman of the House Financial Services Committee. "There's no downside to trying."

There's something seriously wrong with an America that constantly re-elects people who all but laugh in your face while squandering taxpayer money. It isn't even real money to them.

Actually, I'm guessing they know it's real money. They just happen to believe it's their money.

Hat tip: Larwyn.

Thứ Năm, 13 tháng 11, 2008

Thứ Năm, 6 tháng 11, 2008

Line o' the day: Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not an Economist!


Ace wins for the second day in a row, which earns him the bonus prize: a lifetime supply of waffle irons from Dave's Discount Waffle Irons of Youngstown, Ohio.

Headline: The Age of Plenty, Day 2: Worst Two-Day Plummet Since 1987

He's a Lightworker, for crying out loud, not an economics guru.

Don Surber says it's a classic Obama Rally.

All of this crap courtesy of Larwyn.

Thứ Tư, 5 tháng 11, 2008

Line o' the Day: The Earth will mend and Stock Prices will lower


Ace has the winnah.

The Age of Plenty Begins: Stocks Fall Nearly 500 Points/5% on Obama Win

The Dow Jones drop isn't bad news; Obama just lowered the price of stocks so the little guy has a chance to afford some, too.

Thanks, Barack!

Thứ Tư, 29 tháng 10, 2008

Line o' the day: Tingly


I got a tingling in my leg when Obama walked by. Then I realized it was Obama’s hand in my pocket.

                                                      -- Commenter American Pie on the WSJ website

Thứ Tư, 15 tháng 10, 2008

Chris' Thought o' the Day


Chris sends his profound "Thought o' the Day":

Back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now we are trusting the economy of our country to a pack of nitwits who couldn't make money running a house of ill repute and selling booze?

Yup.

Thứ Ba, 7 tháng 10, 2008

Line o' the Day: Molotov Cocktail


Don Surber (via Larwyn):

...what not to say in defense of Democrat Barack Obama (even if AP buried it in the 14th paragraph)... I'll admit, I missed its significance too the first time I posted on it.

AP's Douglass Daniel had an analyst in which he implied Republican Sarah Palin is a racist for connecting Obama to unrepentant domestic terrorist Bill Ayers... Daniel defended Obama better than Obama's own people.

The original headline was: "Analysis: Palin's words carry racial tinge."

That was changed to: "Analysis: Palin's words may backfire on McCain." ...Please note paragraph 14:

"It's a giant changing of the subject," said Jenny Backus, a Democratic strategist. "The problem is the messenger. If you want to start throwing fire bombs, you don't send out the fluffy bunny to do it. I think people don't take Sarah Palin seriously."

Yes, if you want fire-bombing done right, Obama is the expert on who to call.

Yes, we can!

Thứ Ba, 23 tháng 9, 2008

Line o' the day: Incoming!


"McCain's hand grenade has exploded the rot at the core of today's feminists; and by exposing the inner emptiness of feminism, she has also torn apart the center of all the victimhood/identity politics that have driven the Democratic Party for a generation."
                                    -- Dr. Sanity: McCAIN'S HAND GRENADE & DEMOCRATIC MELTDOWN

Via Vanderleun and Larwyn.

Thứ Bảy, 20 tháng 9, 2008

Lines o' the day: Obama votes present on the economy and Iran


I've got several winners. Let's start with The Anchoress:

Obama, Empty suit. Untruthful, blithering empty suit with too many dubious connections. Ask him about the AIG bailout, he votes “present.” If Palin had answered as he did, she’d be excoriated as “stupid” and “not ready.” But he’s The One. Put him in the WH with a Dem controlled Congress and a few judges to name to the SCOTUS and you can just turn out the lights.

Number Two: Iran's president prepares for his visit to New York:

Speaking to reporters at a press conference ahead of his visit to New York, Ahmadinejad also repeated previous anti-Israel comments, calling the Holocaust by Nazi Germany a "fake."

The Iranian President stated that the Jewish state wouldn't survive in any form.

He smirked at a former mantra of the Israeli right of a "Greater" Israel that would include occupied Palestinian territories, saying that while "some say the idea of Greater Israel has expired, I say the idea of a Lesser Israel has expired, too."

Number three: John McCain describes the ramifications of the protest against Iran's nutjob "president" Mahmoud Ahma-asshat (I think that's the way his name is spelled). There's an anti-Iran rally scheduled for Monday and Hillary Clinton was invited. When she found out that Sarah Palin was also invited, she instantly dropped out. Reportedly, the George Soros (a prime backer of MoveOn.org) and Barack Obama teams then swung into action and pressured the rally organizer to disinvite Palin. John McCain's response?

Regrettably that invitation has since been withdrawn under pressure from Democratic partisans. We stand shoulder to shoulder with Republicans, Democrats and independents alike to oppose Ahmadinejad's goal of a nuclear armed Iran. Senator Obama's campaign had the opportunity to join us. Senator Obama chose politics rather than the national interest.

Number four: EIB describes the ramifications of the botched rally against Ahmedinejad:

...if the Democrat Party and its extreme kook fringe cannot even unify, if we can't stand as one against the threat by Iran, then what the hell can we unify on? Why the hell should we be worried about the crossing the aisle and trying to break bread, make contact, find some sort of commonality with people like this, who would rather embarrass Sarah Palin and deny her a chance to show up and protest Iran or this group, the Conference of Presidents of Major American Jewish Organizations, what is there that we have in common with these people? How do you compromise with people who hate the country? How do you compromise with people who want this country to lose military conflicts? The Soros crowd, the far left, how do you compromise with them? Why do you want to walk across the aisle and meet 'em halfway or even partial way? Why don't you instead just want to wipe 'em out politically?

Number five: Jennifer Rubin, writing at Pajamas Media:

But Barack Obama may have been the biggest loser on a number of fronts... Obama is after all struggling to overcome skepticism in the Jewish community. His past affiliation with Palestinian groups, his flip-flop on an “Undivided Jerusalem,” his coterie of advisors who have made troubling comments regarding Israel or America Jews have given pause to some Jews, the vast majority of whom have voted Democratic in presidential elections.  The fact that partisan politics by Obama’s allies — and perhaps his own campaign — submarined an event in defense of both U.S. and Israeli interests will not go unnoticed. Many will ask: “Is bumping Palin off the stage more important than standing up to Ahmadinejad?” It seems so.

Number six: Barack Obama's website, describing his tough stance on Iran.

Diplomacy: Obama supports tough, direct presidential diplomacy with Iran without preconditions. Now is the time to pressure Iran directly to change their troubling behavior. Obama and Biden would offer the Iranian regime a choice. If Iran abandons its nuclear program and support for terrorism, we will offer incentives like membership in the World Trade Organization, economic investments, and a move toward normal diplomatic relations. If Iran continues its troubling behavior, we will step up our economic pressure and political isolation. Seeking this kind of comprehensive settlement with Iran is our best way to make progress.

Obama appears to be doing his best to live up to the nom de guerre long assigned to the Democrats: Party of Weakness.

His pathetic, feeble statement is sure to have Mahmoud and Khameini quaking in their boots. No wonder Iran's proxy -- the terrorist group Hamas -- endorsed Obama.

Update: Jewish groups were threatened with the loss of their tax-exempt status if they invited Palin to speak at the anti-Ahmadinejad rally. But ACORN is still tax-exempt?

Thứ Sáu, 19 tháng 9, 2008

Line o' the day: Out of warranty


Duane, writing at Hugh's site, describes Barack, uh, Obama's Inspirational Address To The Barbra Streisand, um, Hollywood Elites.

Obama:

So this should be a celebratory, but the truth is that, uh, I’m in a different mood tonight, um, partly because, uh, we just saw this week, uh... uh... a storm sweep through the Gulf, and there are millions of people without power, tens of thousands of people without a place to live. Uh, here in Los Angeles, there was a tragedy that, uh, took the lives of so many. Uh... and over the last couple of days, we’ve seen reports of the worst financial crisis that we’ve had in generations. Uh... and we don’t yet know how it’s going to play itself out...

I guess the teleprompter was in the shop.

$28,500 a plate doesn't buy the kind of speech it used to.