DESPERATION: Obama campaign now equating voting with sex

You can just smell their fear. I refer, of course, to the Obama campaign's latest vagina monologue -- in this case, trying to liken the act of sexual intercourse to voting.

Your first time shouldn't be with just anybody. You want to do it with a great guy. Someone with beautiful... Someone who really cares about and understands women. Someone who cares whether you get health insurance. Who cares whether you get birth control..."

Actually, if this particular specimen is my only choice, I'll choose abstinence. To paraphrase Moonlighting, I'm gonna have to take a rain-check on the Tang, honey.