Spy Photo: Nancy Pelosi in Bikini; Also 'Occupy Hawaii' Protesters Rally at Pelosi's Hawaiian Resort

It turns out that Nancy Pelosi -- who empathizes deeply with "The 99 Percent" -- is enjoying her ill-gotten gains hard-earned IPO profits at Hawaii's Four Seasons Resort Hualalai at Historic Ka'upulehu in Kona. Cub Reporter Biff Spackle -- on assignment in Kona -- captured this spy photo of the dynamic former House Speaker enjoying the beach in a flattering bikini.

Okay, I admit it: this is a Photoshop.

But in all seriousness, Occupy Hawaii protesters are rallying near Pelosi's resort to express their discontent with the crony Marxist progressive princess.