Bestest Caption Contest Evah!

Okay, I'll freely admit I stole the photo from the invaluable Tammy Bruce's website. That said, it's too good not to propagate this as: (a) a caption contest; (b) a Twitter meme (hashtag #TragicKingdom) and (c) an iPad app.

So have at it in the comments section. Winner gets whatever's left at the bottom of the sock drawer when I clean it out this weekend.