Terrorist Sympathizing Journalist of the Year Award

 
Ray Robison has named the clear winner of the prestigious -- and hotly contested -- Terrorist Sympathizing Journalist of the Year Award. I won't keep you in suspense any longer.

And the winner is:

Carol Rosenberg of the Miami Herald for her masterful "Terror suspects' beards are safe now."

Rosenberg exposes the terrifying scissors wielded by malevolent Gitmo captors who engage in, dare I say it, beard-trimming.

Oh, the humanity!