Democrats: a Punchline, not a Party

 
President Bush criticized Congress today for failing to act on a defense spending request that included troop pay raises and equipment upgrades.

"It is time to rise above partisanship, stand behind our troops in the field and give them everything they need to succeed," Bush said.

The Democrats? Rise above partisanship? That's a great punchline, Mr. President!

After getting ripped by the Pentagon for boosting enemy propaganda, Hillary decided that wearing a slinky, low-cut outfit might deflect some criticism.

Sorry, Hill, I know Pam Anderson. Pam Anderson is a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Pam Anderson. Come to think of it, you're no Phyllis Diller.

For at least two and a half hours tomorrow, George W. Bush will undergo a colonoscopy. During that time, Dick Cheney will be President of the United States.

One word for "progressives": MUHAWHAHWAHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAHWAWHAWHAW!!!

Hat tip: Larwyn