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congratulats on the nuke, illie


thank you for the compliment


i was just wondering - given the size of the explosion...


yes???


well, since it was so small, are you sure it was nuclear fission and not a bunch of fat guys passing gas?


you've got some nerve. a 0.5 kiloton expwosion is still bigger than your biggest, which, if i remember correctly is still, uhm, let me think... ZERO!!!


well, you've got me there. give me another couple of months, though, and we'll show you a real explosion...


don't hate the Dear Leader, mahmoud, hate the game


nice missile test in july, too. if that was your taepodong-2, what was the taepodong-1, a couple of mentos dropped in a pepsi?


yeah, what HE said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YOU DON'T TYPE UNLESS I TELL YOU TO TYPE, ASSAD!


sorry


anyhow, kim, good job in ticking off the americans


yeah. speaking of which. you know... poor old Saddam, i can't believe i'm saying this, but i miss that fat old thug.


you're right, he was always good for a laugh


Speaking of laughs, can you believe john kerry might run for president again?


no, you must be joking... are you really serious???


i'm serious, it was in the boston herald this morning...


i wonder if we'll pass the "global test" this time??? ;-)


ROTFLMAO!!!


hello anyone there?


WHO IS THIS? THIS IS PRIVATE CHAT ROOM!!


i'm sorry, let me fix my avatar.


THIS IS VERY PRIVATE! YOU MUST LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!!!


i'm sorry to intrude, but i saw the name of the chat room, hot young despots...


...would you guys mind if i asked what... you're wearing right now?


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Meanwhile, back in Washington DC
Hehe. Talk about killing multiple birds with one stone. It was almost too easy hooking these deranged goofballs up...



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