Least Loved Bedtime Stories

In the spirit of James Taranto at Best of the Web (Least-Loved Bedtime Stories - "Harry Potter and 'Deep Throat' " -- headline, CNN.com, June 7), herein the reader may find a list of bedtime stories that they should not read to their kids:

The Grinch That Got Tasered While Shoplifting at K-Mart

Why Timmy's Parents Stopped Loving Him

A Child's First Book of Assault Rifles

Puff, the Crack-Addled Dragon

One Elvis Two Elvis Skinny Elvis Fat Elvis

There's a Rocket in my Pocket!

Oh, the Places You'll Go (after a Felony Conviction)

How the Littlest Bear Found Out He Was a Mistake

Horton Hears a Ho

The Cat in the Hat Gets Capped