Tech Support Repartee



When I worked at a consumer software company that shall remain nameless, we had a database feature called "Zap". This would not only delete the database and its underlying tables, but it would rewrite the area of the disk where the tables were, scrubbing it clean to meet some infosec requirement.



Anyhow, since this was such a destructive operation, the user interface would confirm the user's desire to Zap with a series of escalatingly alarming prompts.



"Are you sure you want to Zap the database? This operation will destroy the database entirely and cannot be undone."



Then:



"Are you absolutely certain you want to Zap..."



Then:



"Please confirm that you want to Zap... this is your final warning..."



So not long after adding this feature came the invariable tech support request (add hick accent if it helps):



"Ah jest zapped mah database and I wanna get it back. How kin I get it back?"



The tech support rep thought for a while and came up with the best response to this type of request that I've yet heard:



"Sir, do you have access to a time machine? Because time travel is about the only thing that will get you that data back..."



p.s., I'm licensed to use and parody hick accents as I was raised in West Virginia.



The Joel on Software Forum - Tech support repartee



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This is funny. Mad props to "L" (or whoever emailed her the link... probably "M").



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