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Doug Powers, writing at Michelle Malkin's site, wins today's prize of three cans of old paint from my garage for his "Turnout for Bill Clinton’s Detroit Rally: It Depends on What Your Definition of 'Anemic' Is."

It’s certainly not a good sign, at least for 20-point-down governor wannabe Virg Bernero here in Michigan, when you have a rally in a high school gym featuring a former president in a city that allegedly loves him — a week before a major election — and the turnout is horrendous... "While the crowd hoisted signs that stated Virg Surge,' the turnout at the rally was anemic. More than 500 people came to the rally, but the gym at Renaissance High School was only about one-third full, even though Clinton used to command full houses wherever he went, especially in Detroit.

Fortunately, Cub Reporter Biff Spackle was able to smuggle a shot out of the huge rally:

The full measure of Clinton's legacy is best described as an oral history.