Yes, Dammit, I'm pandering to the voters!

And, yes, dammit, we've made this post sticky. Like stink on a rabid skunk. I can live with the fact that this is an eighth-tier blog (you don't have to rub it in). But even so, I feel the adrenaline coursing through my veins as we give it the old college try. Thus, if you can find it in your heart to cast a vote for pore, li'l, ole me, click here. Once every 24 hours, for seven days straight, is all we ask.