Chavez goes bonkers!

Exclusive blog-o-script™ of Venezuelan President Hugh Chavez at the United Nations:


Bush is the devil.


(Polite applause)


Noam Chomsky is a god in our country. Because he's identified the real enemy: Bush.


(Polite applause)


I smell sulfur - the devil (Bush) was here yesterday.


(Polite applause)


We should call a psychiatrist to analyze the President of the United States.


(Polite applause)


America is immoral.


(Polite applause)


The US empire is on the way down, and it will soon be finished for the good of all mankind.


New York Times editorial offices, New York City, NYThis material is gold, Rich-ie... pure gold!


CNN Headquarters, Atlanta, GACharismatic... elegant... magnificent!


Capitol Building, Washington, DCSomeone get me his speech-writer!


It's hard to believe, but these guys are even dumber than I thought.


Oven-fresh good readin', just like mama used to make:
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