Whopper o' the day

From InternetNews, in the category of Least Effective Sour Grapes commentary:

AT&T spokesman Michael Balmoris added, "Net neutrality would effectively make it illegal to bring new video choices and innovation to consumers."

In related news, the authors of BitTorrent, YouTube, and Google Video were sentenced to prison terms. I'd call Balmoris' statement 'hyperbolic manure', but that would be unfair to real manure everywhere.