The Mr. T Nav System: "Turn Left, Fool!"

I think we'll be okay, just so long as they don't resort to using the voice of the uber-shrill Karen from "Will and Grace".

Everything he tells you to do -- everything -- starts with "Hey, Fool!" That's true even when he's telling you to do something dumb, like drive onto the lower level of the Queensboro Bridge when the upper level is the one you need. California company NavTones has contracted with Mr. T and the actors Burt Reynolds and Dennis Hopper to record voices that can be loaded into navigation systems...